| Mermaid in a Manhole isn't even an hour long. Both movies add up to be about 113 minutes. The gore is substandard and the plot is as good as what I see when I wipe my behind. Let me sum this movie up: artist finds mermaid in sewer (that's the first five minutes), puts mermaid in tub, mermaid pops multi-colored pustules, artist paints her as she flops around, and artist cuts her up into pieces (very lame effects), and he gets thrown in prison. The end and I'm out of toilet paper. He Never Dies keeps the lackadazical torch burning. I'll sum this one up for you: sad man cuts wrists, stares at the wound, keeps cutting himself up, brother comes to see and faints, then the man who never dies is a talking head on a table. That's it. Is it worth thirty bucks? Hell no, my friend. Listen to a long time horror fan, don't buy this please.
They call these the "Guinea Pig Films" because only guinea pigs could enjoy something as irrelevant and drab. Please avoid at all costs. Don't let the curiousity bug attack you like it did me. Just don't buy it, swallow nails instead because it'll make you feel much better than watching this piece of .... |
Guinea Pig Mermaid in a Manhole/He Never Dies Double Feature dvd movie.