Hatchet (Unrated Director's Cut) dvd movie.|
Hatchet (Unrated Director's Cut) cheap dvd videos, dvd movies for sale |
 |
List Price: $26.97 Our Price: $14.99 You Save: $11.98 Features • Color • DVD-Video • NTSC In Theaters : 2006 DVD Release : 18 December, 2007 |
| [ + Zoom ] [ Buy Now ] | DVD : Usually ships in 24 hours |
|
Hatchet (Unrated Director's Cut) description Adam Green's Hatchet is a goofy, gory gas that pays tribute to the slasher boom of the 1980s by placing more hapless teens in the path of an indestructible maniac. Said killer is Victor Crowley (Kane Hodder, Jason in many of the later Friday the 13th entries), a deformed Louisiana swamp dweller who returns from an apparent fiery death to ... review details |
|
|
| ♥♥♥♥♥ | Face-punchingly bad. |
| Falling for the over hype of BLAIR WITCH, BEHIND THE MASK and SAW obviously didn't teach me anything cause here I am writing a review for HATCHET, the biggest insult to horror fans since Mick Garris' "Masters of Horror" series.
Channeling the wretchedness of Eli's Roth's 2001 MANIACS, HATCHET spends at least 30 minutes getting the annoying, one dimensional characters (all played with the subtlety of Bobcat Goldthwait) into the Louisiana swamp where they are attacked by some huge freak that looks like the love child of the Elephant Man and an American Gladiator. He kills somebody so the group runs 50 feet and then stops to talk until the Elephant Gladiator catches up with them and kills another idiot so the group runs another 50 feet and stop to talk until Elephantface kills another! The rest of me movie just repeats the run, talk, die scenario until everybody's dead. Not even good for gore, nudity or a laugh. Skip it. |
|
|