My friends and I rented this movie a few years ago. It has become the barometer against which all bad movies are measured.
"We saw Alone in the Dark last weekend. It was terrible."
"Federal Hill terrible?"
"No, not THAT terrible."
Imagine a mob movie written by junior high students and performed by pre-schoolers and you're still doing a little better than Federal Hill did. The movie is beyond predictable in its dialogue, plot "twists" and tough guy talk. You'll cringe and wince at the overacting and poor direction. This is a movie where every line that is supposed to evoke awe from the viewer makes them laugh instead.
This one's good for a rental if you and your friends like to tear apart bad movies. Aside from that, AVOID.
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