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List Price: $19.95 Our Price: $17.99 You Save: $1.96 Features • Closed-captioned • Color • Full length • Full Screen • NTSC In Theaters : 25 June, 2005 DVD Release : 28 June, 2005 |
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| ♥♥♥♥♥ | Midgets and nudity... but it still sucks? |
| Normally, if you told me I was about to watch a movie with midgets and nudity I'd order up some food, grab a drink and get ready for a fun night of movie watching. Somehow Decadent Evil proved me wrong. Now granted, I am giving this thing 2 stars for the aforementioned reasons, but I must stop there as so much else is wrong with this movie. First, it's not a movie. It's ONE HOUR LONG. HELLLOOOOOOO???!! 1 hour = tv show. This is an extended episode of "Tales from the Crypt" and really I would give Tales more credit than this. It's another take on a vampire tale with the added bonus of having a really ugly muppet/puppet in a cage as the pet of one of the female vampires. I could try and describe the plot, but the story is so uncompelling that attempting to repeat it in any way would cause more effort than just sitting in the chair and having the plot ham-fistedly shoved down your throat as the movie so expertly does. Its about female vampries that work in a strip club and a midget Van Helsing... that's all I'll say. Now to the summary: The goods: (obligatory nudity, and a midget vampire slayer with a cool hat) The bads: The special effects (the muppet(s), the piss-poor acting of 3/4 of the cast, the ham fisted plot. 2 Stars. I am officially offering up a new classification for movies that make great cannon fodder for running commentary. In tribute to Mystery Science Theatre 3000, I am going to add "3000" to any movie title that is bad, but good enough to goof on. This qualified. Enjoy Decadent Evil 3000. | |
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