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List Price: $29.95 Our Price: $26.99 You Save: $2.96 Features • Closed-captioned • Color • NTSC In Theaters : 2003 DVD Release : 12 April, 2005 |
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| ♥♥♥♥♥ | But what about my ACTING? No! Our RELATIONSHIP! No! My DIRECTING |
| 90 percent of the dialogue in this film consists of three words: ACTING, RELATIONSHIP, DIRECTING
Heroine:"But what about my ACTING?" Girlfriend:"You only think about ACTING! What about our RELATIONSHIP! Oh No! You're going to start ACTING again." Audience: Oh no! She is. Make them all stop ACTING. Heroine:"But When I'm ACTING I feel alive." Girlfriend of Actress:"But what about our RELATIONSHIP?" Jilted husband:"But what about our RELATIONSHIP?" Cheating wife:"You don't care about our RELATIONSHIP! You just don't have any faith in my DIRECTING?" Heroine:"But what about my ACTING?" And yes, what about the ACTING? And DIRECTING? This film provides some of the most inept examples of either I have ever been unfortunate enough to witness. The most abysmal scene, however, comes without dialogue. It's the love scene, in which the two women go through every clumsily lit pose in the love scene compendium,arched backs and silhouettes, all set to an atrocious song which goes something like "strangeeers....loooooversss." This film is one of those horrors where you seriously question your own ability to judge. If they didn't know they were making something this bad, does anyone? |
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