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Features • PAL In Theaters : 2000 |
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Python [Region 2] description Anaconda had the grace to be campily bad; Python, a flagrant rip-off, just sucks. A military transport carrying a whopper of a snake crashes somewhere in the mountains near a sweet little town, where two brothers live. One of them is an avid cyclist who's come back after his father's death to help his brother with the family business--a metal-engraving company that, for some reason, has enormous vats of acid. The snake starts eating people; when their semidigested remains are found, suspicion falls on the cyclist, because only he would have access to the acid necessary to burn the victims to the bone in this disgusting manner. (It's a particularly tacky detail that a lesbian couple are the first victims of the enormous, phallic snake.) Anyhow, some special unit of the government comes in, including our supposed stars Casper Van Dien (with a cheesy mustache and a cheesier accent) and Robert Englund (of Nightmare on Elm Street fame). In various incomprehensible action sequences, they prove to be incompetent, and it's only our stalwart bicyclist and a sturdy young deputy who save the day. Python is terribly written, terribly acted, and terribly directed and features mediocre special effects (the snake is never the same size from scene to scene). Jenny McCarthy has a cameo, for those who care about such things. --Bret Fetzer |
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| ♥♥♥♥♥ | Forget the snakes.. COMMENTARY ROCKS!!! |
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Do NOT watch the movie. Only watch the first 4 minutes of it. Watch the lesbians having oral and then go back to Menu and enable the commentary. The commentary by the guys who made it is HILARIOUS.. There guys talk about the movie for about first ten minutes and then they get off topic and soonly start talking about some stupid crap. They always laugh every minute and one of them even gets pissed at the others for making fun of his CGI snake. Skip the movie, its garbage but watch it with commentary on. You won't regret. I suggest purchasing it from Walmart for $5 like I did. |
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