Satan's Cheerleaders dvd movie.|
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List Price: $9.99 Our Price: $9.99 Features • Color • DVD-Video • NTSC In Theaters : June, 1977 DVD Release : 29 January, 2002 |
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| ♥♥♥♥♥ | Lame, lame, lame. |
| This is one movie I'd been planning to check out for a while. Naughty cheerleaders, Satanic cults -- it sounded right up my alley. And best of all it had Mrs. Lily Munster and 40s horror actor John Carradine in it. This sounded like it could be a lot of fun.
Man was I wrong! First of all, none of the "cheerleaders" is even remotely hot looking. -- Strike one on the titillation factor. Second of all, these people know absolutely nothing about Satanism and even the altar props and pentagram necklaces look like things they threw together themselves on a budget of about $1. Although their inept attempts at portraying a fantasy Satanism had no menace or scare potential, I thought they still could be amusing in a very cheesy B-movie sort of way. But instead all they ended up being is just extremely boring. -- Strike two on the Satanic factor. And third, even though I love Yvonne Decarlo, her talents are completely wasted on one ultra-dull and stupid script. I'm a fan of B-movies, but this movie just had absolutely nothing to offer (except maybe being used as a tool to put me to sleep!). -- So strike three and this movie ends up out on the pile of garbage films I bought and hated and never want to see again. About the only thing worthwhile I think it had was a couple of very catchy little disco numbers in the soundtrack that somebody should add to a compilation of obscure 70s disco treasures. But other than that, it deserves to be lost and forgotten in the wilderness of worthless junk. I definitely do not recommend wasting your money on this one. If you want cheesy B-movies, there are PLENTY of others better than this. (--or worse, depending on how you look at it!) This is just a waste of your time and money. End of story. |
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