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List Price: $19.99 Our Price: $19.99 Features • Anamorphic • Color • Director's Cut • DVD-Video • Widescreen • NTSC In Theaters : 30 August, 2005 DVD Release : 21 February, 2006 |
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| ♥♥♥♥♥ | Jim Wynorski, what hath thou wrought?! |
| Caught this on cable the other night. Wish I would have dropped it.(Get it?) The movie is pretty flat and lifeless. The horror isn't even worth mentioning. There are no chills,thrills or suspense. As for atmosphere, do you find a moderately furnished California mountain resort home terrifying? If you do, then this movie might scare you. If decor a step above IKEA doesn't frighten you though, you won't find much "atmosphere" in this move. And the sex is even more bland and cookie cutter than anything you'll find at IKEA. The actresses are as passionate and fervent as models at a car show. That's how they sell it. They're a coven of big- boobed mannequins. I'm a big fan of hot naked chicks, but this movie turned me off. And I turned it off, and watched something else on cable. I did turn back to it occasionally though, during lulls in the other shows I was watching,or commercials. That's about all it's good for, commercial filler. It's a shame because the director Jim Wynorski used to make some funny,sleazy, creative ,low budget movies. This flick has none of that, except the low budget part. Recommended only for Amish pre-teens. Anyone else is too worldly to be titillated by this drek.
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